“Did You Finish?” Candle
“Did You Finish?” Candle
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One Night Standles; lasts all night, & still smells good the next morning. Recycled beer & wine bottles, cut, sanded, and perfected in Bozeman, Montana.
This candle is available in 6 oz. and 10 oz and was poured, with love, in Bozeman, Montana.
Did You Finish? An exotic and vibrant aroma that combines tropical fruits, citrus, bursting greenery, and a simple lie, as your lover asks you this doomed question. Close your eyes, and transport yourself into an erogenous experience, as this scent fills your space to satisfy you completely; unlike the lacking, sweaty gentleman on top of you, making unwavering eye contact. The sheer decadence and deliciousness of this candle, my darling, will wrap you in its fictitious arms and never give you the ick by asking if “they can be the little spoon for once”. And lucky for you, the scent lingers for far longer than the treatable STD you’re probably left with.
This candle is available in 6 oz. and 10 oz and was poured, with love, in Bozeman, Montana.
Did You Finish? An exotic and vibrant aroma that combines tropical fruits, citrus, bursting greenery, and a simple lie, as your lover asks you this doomed question. Close your eyes, and transport yourself into an erogenous experience, as this scent fills your space to satisfy you completely; unlike the lacking, sweaty gentleman on top of you, making unwavering eye contact. The sheer decadence and deliciousness of this candle, my darling, will wrap you in its fictitious arms and never give you the ick by asking if “they can be the little spoon for once”. And lucky for you, the scent lingers for far longer than the treatable STD you’re probably left with.
